I love parenting by text message.  It's quite entertaining.  So I'm at a local hospital on a call from work.  I'm standing there waiting with my co-workers.  I suddenly feel my Blackberry vibrate and see that the text is from Angry Husband.
Angry Husband: I think we need a new rug soon... he just barfed a pile of crap like 5 times in a row...
Me:  Why?
Angry Husband:  no clue, he told me he was sick and gonna throw up, I told him to run to the bathroom but he stopped and threw up a ton..
Me: Ewwwww
Angry Husband:  it stinks like hell too
Me:  Ohhh I'm soo sorry :(
Me:  2 more days, ugh, we only need him at school 2 more days...
Angry Husband:  it will be fine, hes chillin now...no milk 2 nite
Me: Yea umm gross
Angry Husband: goin to bed, lets hope for no more pukin...sorry for the smell. i did my best
Angry Toddler was a reflux baby.  He has always had a real easy gag reflux. If his stomach starts hurting, even a tiny bit, he pukes.  Then he feels fine.  Our poor family room furniture is trashed because of this. I think we've washed the cushions on our couch at least ten times.  We vow to get a new couch when he is like 5, because he still hasn't learned to run to the bathroom or ask for a bucket to puke in.  He probably ate too much or something...
I can only imagine how it will smell at 3am, when I get home.
Monday, December 22, 2008
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that's so funny! We get our carpets steamed cleaned OFTEN!
ReplyDeleteOh no...No matter how you look at it, that is no fun:(
ReplyDeletepoor AT! You should have buckets handy at all times!
ReplyDeleteYIKES!!! poor guy!
ReplyDeleteYes, texting messaging has changed the way we all communicate.. I do love it.
ooooh, poor little man!!
ReplyDeleteWow. We really need to hang out. We're both Julie'd (awesome) and I swear I've lived the same experiences! One of these days, I'm flying to CA to hang ;)
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